Charlie Mack Lyrics - Singles - Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince

[Fresh Prince] 

Everywhere we go downtown or to a show 

We have two necessities Charlie Mack and our limo 

He's feared by suckers yet he's loved by kids 

Pay attention and let me tell you who Charlie Mack 

He is our homeboy from around the block 

He's regarded through the city as the hip hop cop 

Height about 6'6" weight about 290 

Everywhere I go Charlie Mack is right behind me 

He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats 

He doesn't breaks arms or legs, only spines or necks 

He once KILLED a man cause he would not let go of his Eggo 

Apollo Creed is a SUCKER, Charlie Mack could beat Drago 

He could bench about three-hundred pounds 

The cops all take a vacation, when Charlie's in town 

He's the toughest around, so everywhere that I go, he goes 

He's Charlie Mack and he's the first out the limo 

[Fresh Prince] 

I guess you're wonderin why he's the first out 

the limo, yo, let me give you this bit of info 

so you'll know the things that Charlie can do 

and you'll know every single reason why he's down with the crew 

The limo picks up about a half past six 

With the radio blastin our latest hit 

It's me, Jeff, Ready Rock, Omar and J.L. 

Charlie Mack is up front as we depart the hotel 

First we cause chaos throughout the city streets 

Then maybe stop at Burger King for a bite to eat 

And if somebody gets stupid while we're in the place 

Charlie cancels his order and bites off their face 

He's not a troublemaker, in fact, he's a troublebreaker 

And if somebody gets dumb, well it'll only take a 

second or two, after some fools snaps 

Law and order is restored by my hero Charlie Mack 

Wheel off into the limo, and head for the jam 

Charlie cracks all the knuckles, on both of his hands 

And when we pull up to the show, the routine is unrehearsed 

It's just natural that we let Charlie hop our first 

He clears the crowd without sayin a word 

Man, that's the loudest silence I've ever heard 

A lot of times guys test him, by tryin to bug 

He just, leaves ring imprints, all over their mugs 

He's a terminator, a Hercules of sorts 

Man to hell with chess, he likes physical sports 

You may not have known before but now you know 

the reason why Charlie Mack is the first out the limo 

[Fresh Prince] 

We'd like to apologize to all of our fans 

but please don't touch us when we're at our jams 

Cause Charlie don't like folks around us when we're doin a show 

And if he punches you, uh-oh, better get Maaco! 

Still you weak rap dudes tempers are hot 

just because I've got somethin that YOU AIN'T GOT 

If you want to get physical, rowdy or try to bomb me 

I won't get excited, I'll just say, "Yo Charlie!" 

You shoulda been kind, you shouldn't have snapped 

Charlie only hits you once and now you're takin a nap 

And when he leaves you decaptitated, crushed in the dust 

you'll look up, and see your girl in the limo with us 

You may think that's enough boy but I think not 

Charlie kick his face again I think you missed a spot 

I roll down the limo window and yell, "By the way Eyes 

you'll see your girl bucknaked givin Charlie a message" 

I'm serious, I'm not jokin, no doubt 

You know how many doubters bones have been broken 

You may not have known before but now you know 

the reason why Charlie Mack is the first out the limo 

[Fresh Prince] 

Charlie Mack.. the first out the limo 

He's Charlie Mack.. the first out the limo 

In closing, we'd like to say this, to you bustaz 

If you're skeptical you'll probably get beat up, plus kid 

embarassed and laughed at, by all of your friends 

And if you cross Charlie Mack it's the beginning of the end 

of life as you know it, you might not die, sir 

But if you're not dead, you'll wish you were 

But if you still wanna bug out, homeboy let's go 

You can bug with Charlie Mack cause he's the first out the limo 

He's Charlie Mack 

and he's the first out the limo