Another Love Story Lyrics - Singles - Jeffries Fan Club

This is the story of Jesse and Shauna 

You're gonna hear it even if you don't wanna 

Jesse used to be hardcore 

He's not anymore 

He met a girl who stole his heart away 

If I were him I would have run away yeah 

Now we can't find Jesse anywhere 

We even checked in Shauna's underwear 

Her stomach is big 

So is her smile 

I haven't seen him in a while now 

Where is he 

I think she ate him 

So the story is told 

Yes a story so old that it's hard for me to tell 

She was so fat 

She was so ugly 

Fat girls drive Jesse crazy 

Jesse used to be my friend 

Well he's not anymore 

He fell in love again 

Why oh why 

He spends so much time with her 

'cause she's a whole lot of fun 

Why oh why do other guys just see her 

And then they start to run 

She's a fat girl with a 

Whipped guy and her 

Flat chest, really big thighs 

They're in love 

Why can't you see 

They're in love and they are happy