I Want To Be Your One Night Stand Lyrics - Heart Murmurs - Jeremy Messersmith

I know I may not look like much 

Guess the years have been a little rough 

I'm not worried, no, I've got it planned 

I wanna be your one night stand 

We'll check in to a dive motel 

Carpet's worn and the curtains smell 

TV's old, wallpaper bland 

I wanna be your one night stand 

Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine 

Oh, makin' love underneath the vacancy sign 

You don't have to meet my folks 

I won't bore you with my stupid jokes 

Just a guy with a minivan 

I wanna be your one night stand 

Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine 

Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign 

So, let's leave the kids at home 

You wear that blouse, I'll wear cheap cologne 

Throw away our wedding bands 

I wanna be your one night stand