Marrying Kind Lyrics - Jessica Andrews

Sittin' in a Key West bar, here I am: 

There they are, hangin' from the rafters, 

Like monkeys. 

Watch 'em gather 'round, it's a primal sound: 

"Can I buy you another round or get your number?" 

Check, please. 

They try to touch my heart but they move way too fast 

Just another night of foreplay in a shot glass. 

Where do I find the marryin' kind? 

The kind of guy who'll settle down, 

Who ain't afraid to be tied down. 

And he loves his mother. 

Where do I find the marryin' kind? 

Whoa oh, whoa oh. 

Whoa oh, whoa oh. 

The lawyer with the crooked tie; 

College boys with hungry eyes lookin' for the next notch 

On their bedpost. 

The doctor from Baltimore; kinda cute: 

Twice divorced, tryin' to score, 

But me, I want somethin' more. 

Well, I don't want to be the last to leave the party. 

Well, I wanna know is it me? Oh where is he? 

Where do I find the marryin' kind? 

The kind of guy who'll settle down, 

Who ain't afraid to be tied down. 

And he loves his mother. 

Where do I find the marryin' kind? 

Oh 

Whoa, whoa oh. 

Classifieds, date lines: safer sex online. 

My biological clock's playin' with my life. 

Average Joes, reality shows. 

I don't know. 

Just when I think I've found the man of my dreams, 

I realize, he's only in my dreams. 

Where do I find the marryin' kind? 

Oh, the kind of guy who'll settle down, 

Who ain't afraid to be tied down. 

And he loves his mother. 

Where do I find: 

Where do I find the marryin' kind? 

Oh, whoa. 

Oh, whoa. 

Sittin' in a Key West bar, here I am: 

There they are, hangin' from the rafters, 

Like monkeys.