Fat Man Lyrics - Stand Up - Jethro Tull

Don't want to be a fat man 

People would think that I was just good fun, man 

Would rather be a thin man 

I am so glad to go on being one, man 

Too much to carry around with you 

No chance of finding a woman, who 

Will love you in the morning and all the nighttime too 

Don't want to be a fat man 

Have not the patience to ignore all that 

Hate to admit to myself 

I thought my problems came from being fat 

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Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him 

I've seen the other side to being thin 

Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure the fat man would win 

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