Spivy Leeks Lyrics - Jewel

Spivy leeks was a drip of a man 

I met him washing dishes in a local cafe 

And he told me if...were fishes 

He'd steal all their scales and he ... away 

Spivy leeks was an introvert 

Like a broken radio 

He'd make your day real long 

An end result, ... time he looked up women's skirt 

Just trying to figure out what was right from what was wrong 

He was looking for jesus in all the wrong places 

There in my hole, save his soul 

Spivy leeks, it's time to go home 

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Spivy leeks was an odd looking man 

He looks just like a pool table 

Shoved into jeans 

And he thought that he possessed a secret power 

And no matter what he did, he would be redeemed 

Spivy leeks lived at the local 7-11 

He looked at dirty magazines most everyday 

He studied those pictures like he studied the bible 

He thought that they were angels and that he'd been saved 

He was looking for jesus in all the wrong places 

There in my hole, save his soul 

Spivy leeks, it's time to go home 

Spivy leeks robbed a liquor store 

Instead of a gun, he used a candy bar 

He told the cashiers that he was their saviour 

But his holyness, 

His holyness and his baby ruth didn't get him very far 

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Spivy leeks died a glorious death 

Down on main street 

It was quite a public site 

And as mr. sheriff man was about to 

Blow him to pieces 

He said "halejuhah, I'm coming home tonight."