Barney & Friday Lyrics - Singles - Jfa

Barney and Friday - Were two cats who didn't have nine lives 

Barney and Friday - Were only here what seemed a short time 

Barney and Friday - Didn't have that lame fetch dog personality 

Barney and Friday - Were way too tuned for this reality 

Barney and Friday - Don't tell me dogs are smarter 

Barney and Friday - 'cause I know better 

Barney and Friday - Cats know what people are all about 

Barney and Friday - That's why they'd rather be left out 

Barney was already dead 

So was Friday but I didn't want to realize it 

So I went to the pound anyway 

Where they keep the dogs forever 

Barking, barking, barking-barking-barking 

But the cats are in cages marked 1, 2 and 3 

All proud, they don't make any sound 

Just a casual glance, till the hammer came down 

(Some destroyed the day they were found) 

Barney and Friday - Were two cats who didn't have nine lives 

Barney and Friday - Were only here what seemed a short time 

Barney and Friday - Didn't have that lame fetch dog personality 

Barney and Friday - Were way too tuned for this reality 

Barney and Friday - Cats are treated like garbage 

Barney and Friday - They know what we're about 

Barney and Friday - That's why they don't buy into the training shit 

Barney and Friday - They'd rather be left out 

Fix your animals 

Too bad we can't fix you 

Stupid motherfucker 

Lame ass redneck attack dog moron