You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (2000 Version) Lyrics - Jim Carrey

With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick. 

Ho-ho-ho! 

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (*Snorting*) 

You really are a heel. 

You're as cuddly as a cactus, 

And as charming as an eel, 

Mr. Grinch. 

You're a bad banana with a...greasy black peel. 

Just face the music, you're a monster. 

Mr. Grinch, yes you are. 

Your heart's an empty hole! 

Your brain is full of spiders, 

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch! 

I wouldn't touch you with a... 

Thirty-nine and a half-foot pole! 

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(Instrumental Interlude) 

(You know if you ask who's the who's Who of Whoville) 

(No one's denyin' it!) 

(*Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*) 

(*Sucks in a Huge Breath*) 

(*Gulp*) 

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(In a raspy voice:) 

You're a vile one, (clears throat) Mr. Grinch. 

You have termites in your smile, 

You have all the tender sweetness - of a seasick crocodile, 

Mr Grinch. 

Given the choice between you, 

I'd take the...seasick crocodile. 

(Farting noise until the end)