Fat Person Man Lyrics - Jimmy Buffett

Sheila 

You got to get rid of Dat fat person man 

Send him to French Guiana China or Japan 

Get him off of dis island 

Ders no reconcilin' Da rumours have already spread 

He don't leave dis island 

He lose his head 

I can't help it I just tell the truth 

Norman 

Now Sheila I can't do that 

Try and understand 

He's not just some drunk asshole 

He's my money man 

He's got banks in Nebraska 

And mines in Alaska 

His childish ways can be misread 

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Sheila 

I'll say it one more time sir 

He lose his head I can't help it, 

I just tell the truth 

Norman 

Now Lester's really harmless 

Sheila 

But Hippolyte's a threat 

Norman 

Whole life here in Kinja 

Rests on this Tilson fete 

I can't have a beheading 

Or any blood letting 

Oh Sheila tell me what to do 

Sheila 

Stick to do dat fat person 

Like you be glue 

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Norman 

I will keep him on the beach at the barbeque 

Lester 

I can't help it 

I just tell the truth