If You Like Pina Coladas Lyrics - Jimmy Buffett

I was tired of my lady 

We've been together too long 

Like a worn out recording 

Of a favorite song 

So while she laid there sleepin' 

I red the paper in bed 

And in the personal columns 

There was this letter I red 

If you like piña coladas 

and getting cought in the rain 

If you're not into yoga 

if you haf half a brain 

If you like making love at midnight 

in the dunes of a cape 

I'm the love that you looked for 

write to me and escape 

... 

I didn't think about my lady 

I know that sounds kinda mean 

but me and my old lady 

have fallen into the same old routine 

so I wrote to the paper 

took out a personal add 

and thoug I'm nobody's poet 

I thought it wasn't half bad 

Yes I like piña coladas 

and getting cought in the rain 

I'm not much into health food 

I am into champange 

I've got to get you by tomorrow 

and cut thru all this red tape 

at a bar ... 

where we plan our escape 

... 

So I waited with high hopes 

and she walked in the place 

I knew her smile in an instant 

I knew the curve of her face 

it was my old lovely lady 

and she said "oh it's you" 

then we laughed for a moment 

and I said I neve knew 

that you like piña coladas 

and getting cought in the rain 

and the feel of the ocean 

and the taste of champange 

if you like making love at midnoghts 

in the dunes of a cape 

you're the lady I looked for 

come with me and escape 

If you like piña coladas 

and getting cought in the rain 

if you're not into yoga 

if you have half a brain 

if you like making love at midnights 

in the dunes of a cape 

I'm the love that you lookes for. 

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