You Spit When You Talk Lyrics - Blow Your Pants Off - Jimmy Fallon

It's so hard to have a conversation with you 

It's not what you say or what you do 

You're my real good friend 

Yes, that I must admit 

That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this 

You spit when you talk 

Oh yeah, I had to say it 

Got something to say 

And then you go and spray it 

I got a dry-cleaning bill and 

I'm gonna make you pay it 

You spit when you talk 

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk 

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Well, at the office party 

You sang karaoke 

Electrocuted yourself 

Singing? Okie from Muskogee? 

It's not a little secret 

No, it's something that is known 

If you want to talk about it can't you call me on the phone? 

Because you spit when you talk 

And I'm just being honest 

Everything I own 

Has your saliva on it 

If I talk to you much longer 

I swear I'm gonna vomit 

You spit when you talk 

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk 

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Now the only friends you have 

Are on Facebook and on MySpace 

They all talk behind your back 

? Cause it's the only dry place 

You were so excited at the game 

When Jeter had a triple 

Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples 

You spit when you talk 

And it ain't getting better 

I know what you had for dinner 

? Cause it's right here on my sweater 

If you've got an interpreter 

You'd better go and get her 

You spit when you talk 

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk 

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk