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A Woman's Rant Lyrics - Me - Jo Dee Messina

6 am I'm out of bed 

I stumble through the haze 

Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my day 

 

One thing to another 

There's no time to stop 

I hit the ground a runnin' and keep runnin' til I drop 

 

I'm taking care of everyone 

Oh, my heads in a spin 

I tried but I just don't remember signing up for this 

 

Before I leave the house 

I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks 

Laptop, cell phone, find my keys, 

Feed the dogs before I leave 

Everybody's needs are my responsibility 

 

It sure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeah 

 

Why, why, why, why? 

When I'm through with this life 

I am gonna have a come to Jesus 

You can guarantee 

When I walk through those pearly gates 

I am gonna have a talk with Eve 

 

There's so many things that I can't begin to understand 

The differences that are between a woman and a man 

See woman they do twice the work and get half the pay 

 

Men they climb the ladder while the women pave the way 

They say we are the weaker sex, I'd have to disagree 

I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a half a mile in these 

 

Why, why, why, why? 

When I'm through with this life 

I am gonna have a come to Jesus 

You can guarantee 

When I walk through those pearly gates 

I am gonna have a talk with Eve 

 

Botox, peels, exfoliate 

We have the babies, lose the weight 

Laundry, dishes, up all night 

I try my best to get it right 

 

Husband, kids, work all day 

I got PMS and PTA 

Find the thing my kid can't find 

I need a drink but there's no time 

 

So many things I have on my list 

No wonder why at times Oh I can seem like such a ...... WITCH 

 

Why, why, why, why? 

When I'm through with this life 

I am gonna have a come to Jesus 

You can guarantee 

When I walk through those pearly gates 

I am gonna have a talk with Eve 

 

Ha ha ha, what was he thinking?