3rd Rock From The Sun Lyrics - Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time 

Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line 

He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says 

"Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late tonight" 

Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears 

Calls her sister up and cries "Get over here" 

Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile 

Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile 

He leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute 

His car drives away with teenagers in it 

The driver tells his buddies, got one life to live 

They scream into the night "Let's get it over with" 

Cause and effect, chain of events 

All of the chaos makes perfect sense 

When you're spinning round, things come undone 

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun 

The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve 

Heads for a semi truck, jumps the curb 

Truck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lot 

It flies through the air takes out the bank clock 

Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks 

Lines go down, town goes dark 

Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all 

Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall 

Cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the streets 

"We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief" 

Mayor says "Use your head if he ain't in his car 

He's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's Bar" 

Cause and effect, chain of events 

All of the chaos makes perfect sense 

When you're spinning round, things come undone 

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun 

Cause and effect, chain of events 

All of the chaos makes perfect sense 

When you're spinning round, things come undone 

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun 

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun 

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun 

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun