Third Rock From The Sun Lyrics - Singles - Joe Diffie

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun 

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time 

Like a broken field runner, slippin' through the line 

He likes the way she looks so he calls the liltle wife 

Says, don't wait up for me, I'll be workin' late tonight 

Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears 

Calls her sister up and cries get over here 

Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while 

Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile 

He leaves the motor runnin', he'll only be a minute 

His car drives away with teenagers in it 

The driver tells his buddies got one life to live 

They scream into the night, let's get it over with 

Cause and effect, chain of events 

All of the chaos makes perfect sense 

When you're spinnin' 'round, things come undone 

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun 

The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve 

Heads for the semi truck jumps the curb 

Truck hits the big boy in Schoney's parkin' lot 

Who flies through the air takes out the bank clock 

Clock strikes a light pole transformer sparks 

Lines go down, the town goes dark 

Waitress calls the cops says, she saw it all 

Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall 

Cops ring up the Mayor, say there's panic in the streets 

We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief 

Mayor says, use your head if he ain't in his car 

He's hidin' from his wife down at Smokey's bar 

Cause and effect, chain of events 

All of the chaos makes perfect sense 

When you're spinnin' 'round, things come undone 

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun 

Cause and effect, chain of events 

All of the chaos makes perfect sense 

When you're spinnin' 'round, things come undone 

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun 

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun 

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun 

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun