Nacho Mama Lyrics - Singles - Joe Ely

The doors flew back and in they came 

A tough bunch of cowboys, thirsty 

They said to the waitress, "Honey what's your name? 

Mama, won'cha bring us whiskey?" 

The waitress [Incomprehensible] 

Her eyes rolled in her head 

And no one took a single breath 

When she turned to them and said 

She said, "I'm nacho mama, nacho mama 

Nacho mama, nacho girl 

I didn't bring you into this world 

I'm nacho mama, no'cho mama" 

The wild bunch rode on down the line 

To some cafe on the Pedernales 

They said to the waitress, "Honey, what's your name 

Mama, won'cha bring us tamales?" 

The waitress raised her fly swatter high 

Her new tattoo did show 

It was Napoleon with a big black eye 

And she was lettin' everybody know 

I'm nacho mama, nacho mama 

I'm nacho mama, nacho girl 

I didn't bring you into this world 

I'm nacho mama, nacho mama 

The wild bunch rode on down the line 

Sidesaddle to their saddlebags 

They crossed their legs and laughed all night 

You see, the wild bunch was in drag 

They sang, "I'm nacho mama 

Nacho mama 

I'm nacho mama, I'm nacho girl 

I didn't bring you into this world 

I'm nacho mama, nacho mama 

I'm nacho mama, I'm nacho girl 

I didn't bring you into this world 

I'm nacho mama, nacho mama 

Nacho mama, nacho mama