Five Guys Named Moe Lyrics - Joe Jackson

I gotta tell you a story from way back 

Truck on down and dig me Jack 

There's Big Moe, Little Moe, Four-Eyed Moe, No Moe, 

Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother Eat Moe 

Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe 

Who's the greatest band around 

Makes the cats jump up and down 

Who's the talk of Rhythm Town 

Five guys named Moe 

When they start to beat it out 

Everybody jump and shout 

Tell me who do the critics rave about 

Five guys named Moe 

They came out of nowhere 

But that don't mean a thing 

They rate high and you'll know why 

When you hear them sing 

High brow, low brow, all agree 

They're the best in harmony 

I'm telling you folks you just got to see 

Five guys named Moe 

There's Big Moe... 

Little Moe... 

One guy... Big Moe 

Two guys... Little Big Moe 

Three guys... Four-Eyed Moe 

Four guys... No Moe 

Five guys... Eat Moe 

Five little guys named Moe