The Headline Song Lyrics - Singles - Joe Jonas

my giant tongue wouldn't stop growing 

a ghost stole our life savings 

stand aside, my bum's five foot wide 

my mate boiled my willy 

i'm so fat i broke the toilet 

six toilets actually 

i fell for a sexy robot 

i paint with my boobies 

my psychic dog has healing powers 

there's a time lord in my loo 

mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant) 

i fart on men's faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys) 

i'm so fat i broke the toilet 

six toilets actually 

i fell for a sexy robot 

i paint with my boobies 

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with my boobies, yeah. 

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