Everything's A Thing Lyrics - Man With A Memory - Joe Nichols

Well I hit the snooze when the 'larm clock rings 

Laying there doing that sleepyhead thing 

There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings 

Cheap chirp doing' that signin' 

Thing I do when I first get up 

Is that coffee thing in my favorite cup 

Two gets me goin' got things to do 

Let me tell you a thing or two 

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Everything's a thing if you know what I mean 

You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing 

Some things are big and some things are small 

Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all 

It's all laid out in a scheme of things 

No matter what it is everything's a thing 

Off to work in my old Mustang 

Doin' that bumper to bumper thing 

Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding 

Some guy's doin' that cell phone 

Thing is the light's turn green 

And he ain't doin' that drivin' thing 

And the thing is about all this that talkin' thing 

And drivin' don't mix 

[Chorus] 

If you thing this song ain't worth hummin' 

You got another thing comin' 

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