Marijuana Man Lyrics - Joell Ortiz

Y'all know who I is 

Marijuana Man! 

Yaowa 

[Verse 1 - Joell Ortiz] 

Ok, I got the best pot in town 

But before you get with me, boy 

I want you to shop around 

So when you come back this way 

You know you dealing with that piff 

I'm a king of the spliffs 

No ands, buts or ifs 

It's them magazine haze from down MIA 

I got 5 G's a P, don't worry what I pay 

Put your 20?s in a bag 

Slide your 50?s in a jar 

Made niggas could move hundreds 

If they hustled up to par 

I drive a nice car off the strength of that plant 

Just breaking up a bud'll have your fingers all damp 

I'm Ray? treated like dope 

And have my shit stamped 

Call it ? everything I love all you need is one bud 

To f-ck up your camp 

On the grind all the time 

Y'all be knowing my steez 

Environmentalists be hating how I'm moving them trees 

But I can't stop, that pot keep knots in my pocket 

Unless I get shot or knocked, y'all not gon knock it 

Who I'm is? 

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Marijuana man, high as a Marley man 

20 in my right, nice philly in my other hand 

I'm a hustle man, I'm just tryna double, man 

Stack a couple hundred grand 

Keep everybody puffing man 

[Verse 2 - Joell Ortiz] 

I got it all colors 

What kind of smoke are you trying to do? 

Looking for something sweet and smooth? 

Right this way: I'll show you them blues 

The best part about this, go ahead and toss it on that scale 

That this only a .7, this bud is puffy as hell 

Want something a little stronger? 

I got something that'll hurt you 

Follow me over here - see that right there? 

Yeah, that's that purple 

The bud's a little tighter 

And I"m sure you're smelling fumes 

It tastes just like it smells and that high? 

It packs a peww, now this fella right here 

He's both fluffy and he's right 

His nickname is "Albino", he's a rhino and he's white 

I'd leave him in a jar so they could see him and get hyped 

Cause he's drenched in THC 

Looks like a tree with Christmas lights 

And last but not least: he's plain green 

But he can push! Grand-daddy of them all 

Look at his swoosh, they call his "Kush" 

Now it costs a little more - but my oh my will this one go 

And so there you have it bro 

Last thing left it get this dough 

Who I is? 

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[Verse 3 - Joell Ortiz] 

You can dabble with the other stuff 

And made a lot of paper 

But a couple guys I knew got hit with numbers like the Raiders 

Real stand-up dudes, they ain't even mention a player 

So I switched hustles - cash ain't as fast 

But it's much safer 

I'm in and out of state 

Without even half of the risk 

A weed case is like a bracelet 

Little slap on the wrist 

But enough about getting locked 

Cause ain't nobody getting caught 

Everybody getting guaped 

The whole world smoking pot, baby! 

[Hook]