Vanz Kant Danz Lyrics - John Fogerty

(was originally "zanz kant danz") 

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Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money, 

Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (x 4) 

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Out in the street a crowd is gatherin', 

Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to dance. 

Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio; 

Little billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance, 

For the little pig vanz. 

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You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world; 

So billy and vanz get busy, they're makin' their move; 

The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick, just like oliver twist; 

Before it's over, your pocket is clean, 

A four-legged thief paid a visit on you. 

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