You & Him Lyrics - Grey Tickles, Black Pressure - John Grant

You're so hot I bet you hear that a lot 

You're so cool I almost wish I were you 

You're so slick it's like you're not even trying 

You're so fine but can you tell that I'm lying? 

You're so cute but you remind me of somebody else 

It's on the tip of my tongue no it's not Orson Welles 

You're so ambitious you just know you're gonna win 

You're so cute I hope they taught you how to swim 

You and Hitler oughta get together 

You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters 

You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage 

You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage 

You and Hitler oughta tie the knot 

You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot 

Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot 

You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot 

You're so sweet I really love how you hate 

You seem like someone they should chemically castrate 

I bet you're planning to have 17 kids 

Then 2 nanoseconds later you'll regret that you did because 

You're not thinking, you have trouble with that 

You think you're super special but you're just a big twat 

You probably went to Chernobyl for your honeymoon 

You probably acted surprised when they showed you the room 

You and Hitler oughta get together 

You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters 

You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage 

You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage 

You and Hitler oughta tie the knot 

You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot 

Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot 

You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot