Slappin' The Cakes On Me Lyrics - John Pizzarelli

i walked in, sat down 

took my sutomary look around 

i saw afine young thing heading straigh my eay 

and before i could think if something slick to say 

she sat right down and said yes you may 

she wwas slappin the cakes on me my friend 

she was slappin the cakes on me 

she was slappin the cakes on me my friend 

she was slappin the cakes on me as any fool could plainly see 

she was full of feminie expertise 

she was on her toes i was on my knees 

she wwas slappin the cakes on me my friend 

she was slappin the cakes on me 

i was mute i was mum 

i was trying not look to dumb 

i saud i certainly hope you won't misconstrue 

but perhaps we could have a little drink or 2 

i sad what's your pleasure 

she said guys like you 

well she grabbed my leg and gave it a friendly squeeze 

i said hello sweetheart she said no names please 

she wwas slappin the cakes on me my friend 

she was slappin the cakes on me 

we walked out hand in hand 

exactly as the lady planned 

then i moved in with my smoothest line 

i said look here woman what's your sign? 

later for that, your place or mine? 

she was slappin the cakes on me my friend 

she was slappin the cakes on me 

she was slappin the cakes on me my friend 

she was slappin the akes om me as any fool could plainly see