Kajun Ku Klux Klan Lyrics - Singles - Johnny Rebel

You niggers listen now 

I'm gonna tell you how 

To keep from getting torchered 

When the Klan is on the prowl 

Stay at home at night 

And lock your doors up tight 

Don't go outside or else you'll find 

Those crosses-a-burnin' bright 

Now I know you won't believe me 

So I'm gonna tell you why 

The Kajun Ku Klux Klan 

Is gonna get you by and by 

I'm warnin' you that when I'm through 

You're gonna change your tune 

This story's 'bout a nigger 

His name was Levi Coon 

He walked into a cafe 

He thought he'd get a bite 

He thought that they would serve him 

Since they passed the civil rights 

The waitress told him no 

And that he'd better go 

He said, "No ma'am, my Uncle Sam say 

I don't have to go." 

So he sat there in that cafe 

Bein' stubborn as a mule 

No matter what she said 

He wouldn't get up off that stool 

He sat there like a jackass 

Said, "I'm gonna demonstarate. 

I came in here to eat, and 

I ain't leavin' 'til I've ate." 

The waitess had enough 

She said, "I'll call your bluff." 

She said, "If we can't treat you right 

We'll have to treat you rough." 

The phone was in her hands 

She gave him one more chance 

He wouldn't go, and so she called 

The Kajun Ku Klux Klan 

When he saw them cajuns comin' 

Levi knew it was too late 

His eyes popped out his head 

And his kinky hair got straight 

He said, "Oh lousy white folks 

I didn't mean a thing. 

Why did I have to listen 

To that demonstrator King?" 

Now niggers understand 

They tied up both his hands 

He was at the mercy of 

The Kajun Ku Klux Klan 

I knew just what they'd do 

Levi knew it too 

I knew what kind of torture 

They would put that nigger through 

Now the moral of this story 

As plain as it can be 

Niggers mind your business 

And let us white folks be 

You'd better heed my warnin' 

And try to understand 

Don't you demonstrate 

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