After Ever After Lyrics - Singles - Jon Cozart

If you've ever wondered why 

Disney's tales all end in lies 

Here's what happened after all their dreams came true 

I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue 

But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew 

So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills 

You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills 

Thank you BP, thank you BP 

The British are killing, oil is spilling 

Now I can't see... MY EYES! 

Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins 

Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends 

Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning 

Thanks to BP 

YOU SUCK! 

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We're not Taliban 

You've got the wrong man 

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A whore! A whore! 

A whore, a whore, a whore! 

This town's gone wild since I married Adam 

They think I'm going straight to hell 

But the charges laid on me 

Of bestiality 

Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell 

No, I'm overrun by mad men 

I hear they plan to burn me at the stake 

They legit believe I'm Satan 

And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away 

After John Smith traveled back to England 

I helped my people cultivate the fields 

More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit 

And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel 

They forced us into unknown lands of exile 

They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead 

So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon 

When I separate their bodies from their heads 

Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? 

Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? 

Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? 

Can you paint with the red colors in these men 

I can murder if I please 

Cause I'm dying of disease 

I can paint with the red colors in these men 

Thanks to BP 

Where's Prince Ali? 

Bestiality 

I've got STDs