Poor Unfortunate Souls Lyrics - Jonas Brothers

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty 

They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange 

But you'll find that nowadays 

I've mended all my ways 

Repented, seen the light and made a change 

And I fortunately know a little secret 

It's a talent that I always have possessed 

And here lately, please don't laugh 

I use it on behalf 

Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed 

Pathetic 

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Poor unfortunate souls 

In pain, in need 

This one longing to be thinner 

This one wants to get the girl 

And do I help them? 

Yes, indeed 

Those poor unfortunate souls 

So sad, so true 

They coming flocking to me crying 

Will you help us, pretty please? 

And I help them 

Yes, I do 

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber 

They think a girl who gossips is a bore 

Yes, on land it's much preferred 

For ladies not to say a word 

And after all, dear 

What is idle prattle for? 

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They're not all that impressed with conversation 

True gentlemen avoid it when they can 

But they dote and swoon and fawn 

On ladies who've withdrawn 

It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man 

Poor unfortunate souls 

Go ahead, make your choice 

I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day 

It won't cost much 

Just your voice 

Those poor unfortunate souls 

So sad, so true 

If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet 

You've got to pay the toll 

Take a gulp, take a breath 

Go ahead and sign the scroll 

Nick and Kevin, now I got her boys 

The boss is on a roll 

Poor unfortunate souls 

In pain, in need 

This one longing to be thinner 

This one wants to get the girl 

And do I help them? 

Yes, indeed 

Those poor unfortunate souls 

So sad, so true 

They come flocking to me crying 

Will you help us, pretty please? 

And I help them 

Yes, I do 

Those poor unfortunate souls