You Turn Me On, I'm A Radio Lyrics - A Woman In The East - Joni Mitchell

If you're driving into town 

With a dark cloud above you 

Dial in the number 

Who's bound to love you 

Oh honey you turn me on 

I'm a radio 

I'm a country station 

I'm a little bit corny 

I'm a wildwood flower 

Waving for you 

I'm a broadcasting tower 

Waving for you 

And I'm sending you out 

This signal here 

I hope you can pick it up 

Loud and clear 

I know you don't like weak women 

You get bored so quick 

And you don't like strong women 

'Cause they're hip to your tricks 

It's been dirty for dirty 

Down the line 

But you know I come when you whistle 

When you're loving and kind 

But if you've got too many doubts 

If there's no good reception for me 

Then tune me out, 'cause honey 

Who needs the static 

It hurts the head 

And you wind up cracking 

And the day goes dismal 

From "Breakfast Barney" 

To the sign-off prayer 

What a sorry face you get to wear 

I'm going to tell you again now 

If you're still listening there 

If you're driving into town 

With a dark cloud above you 

Dial in the number 

Who's bound to love you 

If you're lying on the beach 

With the transistor going 

Kick off the sandflies honey 

The love's still flowing 

If your head says forget it 

But your heart's still smoking 

Call me at the station 

The lines are open 

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