Gaston Lyrics - Josh Gad

[Lefou] 

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston 

Looking so down in the dumps 

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston 

Even when taking your lumps 

There's no man in town as admired as you 

You're everyone's favorite guy 

Everyone's awed and inspired by you 

And it's not very hard to see why 

No one's slick as Gaston 

No one's quick as Gaston 

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's 

For there's no man in town half as manly 

Perfect, a pure paragon! 

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley 

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on 

Who play cards like Gaston? 

Who break hearts like Gaston? 

Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston? 

[Gaston] 

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! 

[All] 

My, what a guy, that Gaston! 

I needed encouragement 

Thank you LeFou 

Well, there's no one as easy to [?] as you 

Too much? 

Yep! 

No one fights like Gaston 

Douses lights like Gaston 

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston 

When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver 

And beasts of the field say a prayer 

First I carefully aimed for the liver 

And I shot from behind 

Is that fair? 

I don't care! 

No one hits like Gaston 

Matches wits like Gaston 

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston 

I'm especially good at expectorating! 

Ten points for Gaston! 

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs 

Every morning to help me get large 

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs 

So I'm roughly the size of a barge! 

Who has brains [Like Gaston!] 

[?] 

Who can make up this endless refrains like Gaston 

I use antlers in all of my decorating 

Say again 

Who's the man if my man 

Who's the super success 

Don't you know? 

Can't you guess 

[?] 

And his name's G-A-S-T 

I believe there's another T 

It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate 

And I've never actually have to spell it out loud before 

Gaston!