Fidelity Fiduciary Bank Lyrics - Singles - Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke

If you invest your tuppence wisely in the bank 

Safe and sound 

Soon that tuppence safely invested in the bank 

Will compound 

And you'll achieve that sense of conquest 

As your affluence expands 

In the hands of the directors 

Who invest as propriety demands 

You see, Michael, you'll be part of railways through Africa 

Dams across the Nile, fleets of ocean Greyhounds 

Majestic, self-amortizing canals 

Plantations of ripening tea 

All from tuppence, prudently fruitfully, frugally invested 

In the, to be specific 

In the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs 

Fidelity fiduciary bank 

Now Michael, when you deposit tuppence in a bank account 

Soon you'll see 

That it blooms into credit of a generous amount 

Semiannually 

And you'll achieve that sense of stature 

As your influence expands 

To the high financial strata 

That established credit, now commands 

You can purchase first and second trust deeds 

Think of the foreclosures 

Bonds! Chattels! Dividends! Shares 

Bankruptcies! Debtor sales! Opportunities 

All manner of private enterprise 

Shipyards! The mercantile 

Collieries! Tanneries 

Incorporations! Amalgamations! Banks 

You see Michael, tuppence, patiently, cautiously trustingly invested 

In the, to be specific 

In the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs 

Fidelity Fiduciary Bank