Koolaid Lyrics - Just Jack

You just got, got what it takes 

Got that X factor 

I suppose I have 

I met a girl at a party 

She said she liked Technotronic 

I said, Are you for real? 

She said, No, I'm being post ironic 

That's right 

I went to a bar called 'Jaguar Shoes' 

I danced around and drank too much booze 

Got into a cab with a girl 

And puked on her shoes 

Can somebody tell me 

If that's fuckin' cool or what, or what? 

Come on just dance 

Yeah, I've got a cool friend 

She's a photographer 

I'd really like to make it with her 

But I can't 'coz she's gay, that's right 

Can someone please tell me 

Like what is cooler 

The breakfast club or [Incomprehensible]? 

Well, they try to be cool 

But I'm the coolest, yeah, that's right 

You could use this as a documentary 

Of what cool is, cool is 

Yo, come on, information