100th Digital Short Lyrics - Justin Bieber

Hi. We're the guys who make the SNL Digital Shorts. I'm Andy. 

I'm Jorma. 

And I'm Justin Bieber! 

(Akiva!) 

Gesundheit. 

Tonight we're celebrating our 100th short. So come with us, won't to? 

-Let's Celebrate!- 

Congratulations! 

To us, to us 

Truly a major milestone 

A celebration! (Yes!) 

Of us, of us 

Who give what we're going to do 

Gonna shake off the cobwebs and limber up 

And stretch it out and do plenty of Pilates 

'Cause tonight, tonight we're gonna suck our own dicks 

Related 

27 Best Ever Songs From Movie Soundtracks 

NEW SONG: DaBaby - 'Vibez' - LYRICS 

HOT SONG: Lil Nas X - 'Panini' - LYRICS 

Wait, what? 

What? 

That's disgusting! 

No, it's not. 

Hey, look, it's Shy Ronnie and Reba! 

It's a celebration and we're going to party 

Y'know we getting naughty 

Take it Shy Ronnie 

(mumbling) 

I'm a dude 

Ronnie, bitch, and I rip you ass open! 

We've done the creep and punched people before 

eating 

We've done things in our pants that don't bear repeating 

Tonight, they're gonna suck their own dicks 

I'm Reba! 

Excuse I! 

What is happening? 

So shoot your laser cats and let the boombox pound 

Raise up our glasses and... 

Throw it on the ground! 

Alcohol is poison, man! 

Take it Mahmoud 

Body Fuzion lady 

(It aint over) 

We put our junk in so many places 

(Like where) 

Each other's mothers and these floral vases 

(On sale) 

But now they're takin' them out of their boxes 

(Yeah) 

And puttin' them all up into our Faces 

(Let's go) 

Dear Sister ate Lettuce in a Japanese Office 

Had a Cherry Battle in Slow-mo like Bosses 

Peyton 

And Horsen 

They happen every Saturday 

Pee-wee hit Anderson 

Just ask Natalie 

Yeah I had a baby (What!) 

But I'm still crazy 

Show my ass respect 

Cause I make that fucking gravy! 

Peace! 

Jonah kissed his dad 

And Gaga was golden (Tender Roni!) 

Ridin' on a boat with my man Michael Bolton 

Jack Sparrow 

Sergio 

Tortuga 

Hey, I've never been in a digital shorts 

But these white boys are obsessed with their dicks 

Why was I tricked into doing this? 

I don't endorse this song 

No no no no no no 

Yes yes yes 

I do endorse this song 

My name is Will Ferrell and I'm sucking my own dong 

Cheerleaders, Harry Caray, Jeopardy 

I pleasure myself 

Congratulations to me 

Hey, come on man, this is our thing 

Three 'Best Of's- count 'em bitch 

Get out of here 

Fine! I'll go by my own choice 

(Take us home now) 

100th digital shorts 

No not ninety-nine! 

It was obviously building to this 

(Hell yeah!) 

And all of them were written by Lorne 

(Lorne Michaels) 

So tonight we're sucking our own dicks 

(One hundred times) 

One fucking hundred times