The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook Lyrics - Singles - Justin Sane

You can..."Learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car 

Survive an avalanche, fend off a shark 

Deliver a baby in a taxi cab 

Survive a poisonous snake attack 

Jump from a moving car, break down a door 

Escape from killer bees..." and so much more 

"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook 

The indispensable indestructable guide 

For surviving lifes sudden turns for the...WORST!" 

"Caution: Book will explode if scanned" 

Luckily, I bet the next edition will tell 

How to survive when a book explodes 

You can..."Learn to survive if your parachute fails to open 

Identify a bomb, take a punch! 

Deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight 

Survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite 

Leap from a motorcycle to a car 

Wrestle free from an alligator."