Red Lipstick Lyrics - Somewhere In Your Heart - Keith Anderson

Red lipstick on my blue collar 

And a number in Maybelline black eye liner 

Written on a napkin in my back pocket 

She found it right there, right before she washed it 

Well I started back steppin', stumblin' and stutterin' 

Tellin' her where I'd been and how she was just a friend 

She said you know I know that ain't the truth 

But if that's the story you're sticking to 

Chorus 

You can stick it where the sun don't shine 

Gonna take her advice (sit back down) 

And hitch me a ride (and stay here all night) 

Went right back to that waterin' hole 

Where the cold beer flows 

And the Cuervo's gold 

Suck a little salt and lime 

Under that neon light 

Gonna take my sorry behind 

And stick it where the sun don't shine 

And have me a good time 

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I got a call from Woodro, hey Bro 

Your wardrobe is throw'd all over the lawn 

There's a lot of black smoke coming from your bass boat 

And your old lady's cussin' and a carryin' on 

So I told Woodro put her on the cell phone 

He said I can't Bro she's got me in a chokehold 

Doing that Tae Bo, I think she broke my elbow 

Hello, Woodrow, hello, hey, is that you baby? 

Do what? She said 

Repeat chorus 

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Hey, bartender 

Pour me another one and make it strong 

I bet old Woodro should be by here any minute 

He's gonna need one too 

Oh, hell, just bring me a bottle 

It looks like I'm gonna be here a while