Don't Make Me Have To Come In There Lyrics - Singles - Ken Mellons

When I was a boy about ten years old 

I went swimmin' in the fishin' hole 

Floatin' around in my birthday suit 

When a friend turned over my inner tube 

Said a four letter word, and my heart sank 

When Mama snuck up and screamed from the bank 

(Chorus) 

Don't make me have to come in there 

You'd rather tangle with a grizzly bear 

You got about a minute to get out here 

Don't make me have to come in there 

Boy don't make me have to come in there 

Barely sixteen when I borrowed me the car 

Started to a movie, ended up at a bar 

With a fake ID I got in 

And ordered a round for all my friends 

Took a little sip, then spit it on the floor 

When I heard Daddy holler from the front door 

(Repeat chorus) 

Son don't make me have to come in there 

Last night I was down at the Do Drop in 

Talkin' to an old girlfriend 

My little woman gave me a call 

When I said hello she began to squall 

Don't you lie to me, you're not alone 

I'm right outside on my cellular phone 

(Repeat chorus) 

You better not make me have to come in there 

(Repeat chorus) 

You better not make me have to come in there