The Big House (tina Fey With Josh Groban) Lyrics - The Muppets Most Wanted - Kermit

Nadya: Hit it boys 

This is Russia's premier state funded hotel 

We're very proud of our eclectic clientele 

Excellence in service since 1932 

Don't believe what you read in the online reviews 

It's the Big House 

The perfect getaway 

Welcome into the Big House 

You'll never get away 

It's no Hilton or no Hyatt 

But you will have a riot 

So please enjoy your stay 

Here's the dining room the menu is minimal 

What the cook does to the food is criminal 

Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool 

May I recommend you try our famous gruel 

In the Big House 

You'll never be alone 

Life ain't bad in the Big House 

No froggy, no 

Check out after ten 

Or eleven years 

Make yourself at home 

Accommodation here is far superior 

Than anything else you will find in Siberia 

Let me know if there's anything you need 

Everything's free, money back guaranteed 

Josh Groban: In the Big House you will not survive 

When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life! 

Nadya: It's the Big House 

The perfect getaway 

Welcome into the Big House 

You'll never get away 

For your security 

I'll keep the only key 

Now please enjoy your stay 

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