Don't Touch My Willie Lyrics - Kevin Fowler

She showed up at my house at half past nine 

In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine 

She said, "This will be a night you won't forget" 

She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood 

I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes 

She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said 

"Don't touch my Willie 

I don't know you that well 

Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones 

Hell or anybody else" 

"I don't know what you heard 

I ain't that kind of guy 

Yeah, so don't touch my Willie 

We'll get along just fine" 

You better keep your hands off my Willie, mama 

She said she never met a man like me in her life 

Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night 

I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard 

I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone 

There's a lot of other records that you can choose from 

So let me make myself clear before you go too far 

Don't touch my Willie 

I don't know you that well 

Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones 

Hell or anybody else 

I don't know what you heard 

I ain't that kind of guy 

Yeah, so don't touch my Willie 

We'll get along just fine 

Yeah, so don't touch my Willie 

I don't know you that well 

Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones 

Hell or anybody else 

I don't know what you heard 

I ain't that kind of guy 

Yeah, so don't touch my Willie 

We'll get along just fine 

Keep your hands off my Willie 

We'll get along just fine