Endicott Lyrics - Too Cool To Conga! - Kid Creole & The Coconuts

Endicott's up by five o'clock 

Endicott's givin' all he got 

Endicott's job is six to nine but 

Endicott's home by nine o'five 

Endicott helps cook the steak 

Endicott helps put the plates 

Endicott puts the kids to bed 

Endicott reads a book to them 

Why can't you be like Endicott? 

Endicott loves Tribena so 

Endicott puts her on a pedestal 

Endicott's wish is her command but 

Endicott don't make no demands 

Endicott's always back in time 

Endicott's not the cheating kind 

Endicott's full of compliment 

Endicott's such a gentleman 

Why can't you be like Endicott? 

Cause I'm free 

Free of made-to-order liabilities 

Thank God I'm free 

Cos it's hard enough for me 

To take care of me oh-oh 

Endicott's carrying a heavy load 

Endicott never really ever moans 

Endicott's not a wealthy guy but 

Endicott pays the bill on time 

Endicott's got ideas and plans 

Endicott's what you call a real man 

Endicott always will provide 'cause 

Endicott is the family type 

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Why can't you be like Endicott? 

Cause I'm free 

Freer than a pirate on a frigate out at sea 

Thank God I'm free 

Driftin' all around just like a tumbleweed, oh-oh 

Maybe I need someone 

Someone who isn't undone 

Maybe an older woman 

Will tolerate me 

Maybe that certain womeone 

Older and wiser woman 

Maybe the perfect someone 

To satisfy me 

Endicott keeps his body clean 

Endicott don't use nicotine 

Endicott don't drink alcohol 

Endicott uses no drugs at all 

Endicott don't eat any sweet 

Endicott don't eat pig feet 

Endicott's frame is mighty strong 

Endicott makes love hard and strong 

Why can't you be like Endicott? 

Endicott loves Tribena so 

Endicott walks her to the sto' 

Endicott likes to hold her hand 

Endicott's proud to be her man 

Endicott stands for decency 

Endicott means formality 

Endicott's the epitome 

Endicott stands for quality 

Endicott 

Endicott 

Endicott 

Endicott 

Our love will be... 

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