Jojo's Chillin Lyrics - R.a.p. Music - Killer Mike

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My man JoJo got a caught on fed photo 

So he gotta get out of Atlanta hit SoHo 

Baby mama say he been selfish, he like "so ho?" 

Then he picked up the cell phone called his old ho 

She took him to the airport, hit him with some bread 

Parked in the deck, then hit him with some head 

Hit the counter with the fake ID and the ticket 

The old man little suspicious but he hit him with a fifty 

Hit him with a hundred, hit him with the "Shhh..." 

The old man stamped the ticket and he went like "Shhh..." 

Then he hit him with the smile, and he hit him with the wink 

And JoJo hit the bathroom, JoJo hit the sink 

Cold water, had to splash on the face 

His iPod pumping Snoop "Murder was the Case" 

Oh shit, looked to his left, Ghostface 

"Peace God, Peace God, where's Shallah Rae?" 

"Think he had show down in M.I.A today" 

Ghost told him "nice Wallies" 

then went out on his way 

Now it's back to reality, reality say: 

Still gotta make it to that side of the gate 

He moves out the bathroom quickly with haste 

And it's a long line, it's a while before the gates 

And it's an old lady giving Jo the evil eye 

Mad cause she see him cutting spaces in line 

Back in line JoJo spot Ivy 

Girl from the hood that he knew from NYC 

TSA agent so she cleared him on the ID 

Before he go through X-ray he taking off his shades 

Taking off his jacket, arm out the sleeve 

Reached in his pocket, oh shit got weed 

He done made it this far, whats Jo to do? 

So he stuffed it in his pocket 

And he walked right through (He walked right through?) 

He walked right through 

Then the TSA agent say "She pointing at you." 

The old lady that had seen Jo cut line 

Went to a officer and tried to drop dime 

But Ivy wasn't having that, stepped to the copper 

Told him that the old lady's ID wasn't proper 

Now the old lady getting treated like a terrorist 

Cop got his hand where her grey pubic hair it is 

After this though she gonna have to see a therapist 

JoJo found the situation hilarious 

Threw the old lady's deuces, heading to the train 

Concourse A, headed to his plane 

Arrived on time, they called the first class 

Upgraded ticket took a little more cash 

Jo's relieved, hes almost free 

Can't wait to land in the NYC 

Seat belts on, seat back up 

Triple shot of Seagram's in JoJo's cup 

A little too much he felt the stewardess up 

She said "Stop, sir!", he looks like "What?" 

Gave a big tip then he headed to the bathroom 

When he got there told her "Hey, it has room" 

Turned the bathroom into a smashroom 

She was hitting lines he was hitting from behind 

Look up in the mirror saw Ghost another time 

"Peace god, pardon god, I ain't see ya Wis' 

Lean toward the mirror cause I gotta talk biz" 

Ghostface told him only 20 to LaGuardia 

When you get there a car take you to Astoria 

You don't want the alphabet boys on call 

So tell the stewardess to make a wheelchair call 

Wheelchair came, deboard plane 

Jojo couple old folks and they canes 

Exiting the door he seen a dog walking slow 

Couldn't dump the weed, nowhere to go 

Turns out the dog sniffed out that blow 

Good thing the stewardess a cokehead ho 

Cause they bumrushed the bitch 

And threw her ass to the flo' 

Jo told the wheelchair boy "Let's go!" 

And Jo got away that's how the story go 

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