Beer Lyrics - Singles - Kimya Dawson

the beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog 

and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off 

you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye 

i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire 

he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun 

i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome 

he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend 

i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head 

then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull 

i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall 

i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits 

when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit 

and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine 

and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines 

i ate every single one without noticing the mold 

you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll 

even though i'd never ever been in a band 

i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand 

and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared 

of burning in hell well i was already there 

and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain 

and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train 

and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills 

we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill 

then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar 

and some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car 

when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor 

you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64 

and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam 

and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d 

and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out 

i tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth 

evan dando never planned on telling you the truth 

and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth 

you can be a teenager for your whole fucking life 

just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife 

i guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck 

he was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck 

first i cried for him and then i cried for me 

haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be 

but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands 

and i buried my toes in the hot hot sand 

and the silver pink pony kisses me and says 

you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy