Gary And Melissa Lyrics - Mystical Shit & Fluting On The Hump - King Missile

Posted By: Font (Font) 

Date: Wed Feb 27 01:12:27 1991 

Title: Gary And Melissa 

Gary and Melissa 

John S Hall/Dave Rick 

from the King Missile album _Mystical Shit_ on Shimmy Disc 

Gary and Melissa 

Loved to make love 

Loved to make love 

Loved to make love to each other 

Over and over and over again 

For the first few weeks of their relationship 

They made love four or five times a night 

They were really turned on for awhile 

Then to enhance their passion 

They bought sex books 

The Joy of Sex 

The Sensous Couple 

The Joy of Sex Part 2 

The Kama Sutra 

Even Yet More Still Joy of Sex 

Popular Mechanics 

Betty Crocker 

Anything 

They tried as many positions as they were capable of 

Physically 

Physically 

Physically 

They were really turned on for awhile 

Then to heighten their passion 

They bought sex toys 

Ben-wa balls 

French ticklers 

Nipple clamps 

Cock rings 

Whips and chains and bondage gear 

Bowling balls 

Dildos 

Vibrators 

Watermelons 

Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty 

Anything 

They were really turned on for awhile 

They set up a video camera 

And taped themselves having sex 

Then they watched it on the VCR 

While having more sex 

Then to heighten their passion 

Gary taped Melissa having sex with some of his friends 

And Melissa taped Gary having sex with some of her friends 

Then they watched it on the VCR 

While having more sex 

They were really turned on 

As the years went by 

Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community 

Although they never married 

Their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block 

And they never fought 

Except to heighten their passion 

They had made an agreement 

That when one of them died 

The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse 

But as luck would have it 

They were both killed in a freak accident 

And died at the exact same moment 

Holding hands