Let's Have Sex Lyrics - King Missile - King Missile

I will slur 

And heel 

And hem 

And haw 

I will eat a monkey paw 

When you call me up and command me 

To come over to your house 

For sex and tea biscuits 

I shall clandestinely drop my cumberbund 

Down the dumbwaiter chute 

Lutes will serenade us like liquid lemonade 

You will glisten like newborn snow 

And I will listen 

Like a clairvoyant nipple clamp 

It will be sex like nobody has ever had it before 

In the history of postmodern lovemaking 

It will be sex, even if it isn't 

It will be sex, even if only in theory 

Even if it's only pantomine 

Even if it's just a memory 

Or a dream 

Or a symphonic approximation 

After a summer of autonomous sodomy 

And National Geographic specials 

About the pretty animals 

That use other animals as food by eating them 

On television 

But we shouldn't even watch television 

We should just have sex 

Epoch making 

Earth shaking 

Teeth chattering 

Dish clattering 

Fish frying 

Eye popping 

Never stopping 

Bunny hopping 

Toe tapping 

Joseph Papping sex 

Shakespeare in the park kinda sex 

D train ride to Coney Island vacation kinda sex 

Clandestine in the airplane lavatory kind of sex 

Olympic marathon sex 

All the different ways that we feel like having sex 

We should 

Until we grow old and bored and disillusioned 

Then let us rekindle our feelings 

Forget our despair and our celibate nonsense 

And do it like bunnyrats till the cows come home to roost 

So call me sometime 

And let's have sex