Christopher Lyrics - Singles - Kinky Machine

You never really looked certain 

In a rented wedding suit from burton's; 

You kicked a football into the net curtains 

And broke your mother's heart. 

You used to be the family favourite 

But now you keep on keeping up the neighbours 

Selling e's to all the cheesy quavers 

The smiths died with tom jones 

Colchester christopher, 

Sweetness and vinegar, 

Gold rings and new trainers to 

Grey borstal pullover; 

Always someone getting on your nerves, 

Making jokes you shouldn't have overheard 

There's always someone asking to get hurt 

With your snooker stick 

Colchester christopher 

Sweetness and vinegar 

Gold rings and new trainers to 

Grey borstal pullover 

Christopher from colchester 

Time off for good behaviour 

Christopher from colchester 

Time off for good behaviour 

Colchester christopher 

Sweetness and vinegar 

Gold rings and new trainers to 

Grey borstal pullover 

Christopher from colchester 

Time off for good behaviour 

Christopher from colchester 

Time off for good behaviour 

Christopher from colchester 

Time off for good behaviour 

Christopher from colchester 

Was a born f-f-f-failure 

Christopher from colchester 

Time off for good behaviour 

Christopher from colchester 

Was a born f-f-f-failure 

Christopher...