Back Stage Passes Lyrics - Matthew - Kool Keith

Don't I know you? Do you? Well, I'm Laurie Kessler 

Haven't we met before? Have we? Maybe not, back stage 

See girl, after the show I'm not to be idolized 

Overwhelmed by a new obsessed fan 

No, I don't wanna answer your questions 

Are you some kind of journalist, followin' me around? 

Come on in the bathroom 

Now you wanna see how Keith acts at home 

Call your girlfriends, now you wanna see the way I P I S S 

Beggin' me to get a magic marker to sign my name on your back 

You're very young and giggly with pre-washed Levi's on 

You don't know how to act, let's party, how about it? 

I don't wanna party, drink Bacardi, what you think I look like? 

The purple dragon, Barney? 

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Back stage, you're excited, back stage passes 

You're excited, girls lookin' all around 

Back stage, you're excited, back stage passes 

You're excited, stop lookin' all around 

Back stage, you're excited 

I'm totally attracted to you but you turn me off as a fan 

Approachin' me back stage with a guy that's not your friend 

Lyin' to get a laminate, is that your man? 

Some weird guy starin' at me like Peter Pan 

There's no time to talk about how I got started in rap 

I'm goin' straight home, you don't know, I'ma leave you alone 

Why should I waste my time, get no sleep? 

I just got off stage, you're still complainin' 

You shoulda stayed on stage longer at the New Orleans Super Dome 

What you want from me? You took my picture 

You got my autograph, I'm not tryin' to crack any more Coronas 

I hate the smell of beadies and you have a bunch of dinky friends 

And a adolescent staff, you are immature 

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Back stage, you're excited, back stage passes 

You're excited, girls lookin' all around 

Back stage, you're excited 

Laugh at yourself, put your whole world on the shelf 

Do that stupid stuff with weird Al Yankovich 

Go try to figure out somebody else, first of all 

You're livin' through my CD, second, you don't know me 

Base your life on fan magazines, I go shoppin' everyday 

When I'm in a small borin' city, you don't see me 

If I told you I had eighteen hands, you're so tuned 

And tweaked out, your ass would believe me 

Back stage passes, you're excited 

Girls lookin' all around, back stage, you're excited 

Back stage passes, you're excited 

Girls lookin' all around, back stage, you're excited