Jingle Balls Lyrics - All Mixed Up - Korn

Twas the night before Christmas 

when all through the house 

Everybody was stoned 

even the mouse 

Man from the whore house 

and me from jail 

I just settled down 

to get a piece of her tail 

When all of a sudden 

I heard such a clatter 

I tripped on my dick 

and busted my bladder! 

I went downstairs 

and what did i see?! 

A fat little red fagget 

hangin from a tree 

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He stuffed the stockings 

with reefers and beer 

And a big fat hairy dick 

for the family queer 

That's the end of my story 

Funny wasn't it, ya see? 

She didn't even... 

She didn't see my thing behind ya 

leave ya for this private eye 

I was there to give'em near to my 

zima zima mommy fah 

I'm gonna say this 

hope it don't offend ya 

came to the grizma 

give'em a taste of me 

give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey 

your monkey can stay with me 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh 

Chevy took my brain 

same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day 

he will never zima zima 

never never not that day 

I'm really sick of all this excitement 

yeah, but he thinks he's better than me 

uma zooma nooga dunga 

you can suck my dick all day 

one, two, three, four 

Santa can suck my dick all day!