The Christmas Song Lyrics - Korn

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The Christmas Song 

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, 

everybody was stoned, even the mouse. 

Man from the whore house and me from the jail, 

I just settled down to get a piece of her tail. 

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, 

I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder! 

I went downstairs and what did I see?! 

A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree. 

He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer, 

and a big fat hairy dick for the family queer. 

That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya see? 

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