The Munchies Lyrics - Kottonmouth Kings No. 7 - Kottonmouth Kings

(DADDY X)I got the munchies im feelin kinda hungry 

Im at the grocery fillin up the humvee 

These cereal boxes is lookin kinda funny: captain crunch, sugar smacks, and that trix bunny 

Its like loadyland, disney for a stoner 

Or viagra for your needy boner 

Aisle after aisle I forgot what I came for 

The store is closing but I gotta get me more munchies for a big night of kickin it 

We bought an ounce an we packin it and rippin it 

Richter go fire up the flame pit, grab the acoustic, strung naturalmistic 

Hot tub yea you know its bubblin, but first I gotta stop my stomach from grumbling 

Tasty, all aphrodisiacs, I got the munchies, weres the snack pack 

(RICHTER) 

bbq chips, and plenty of refreshments 

Gummy bears, microwavables, mini thinmints 

Ice cream, beef jerky, and candy bars 

Del taco, get a number 4 with no sauce (extra cheese) 

Vanilla shakes, sugar outta a straw (pixie sticks) 

Now and laters, peach jolly ranchers, and buttered popcorn (I got the munchies) 

Chocolates, fizzie sticks, cookies and otter pops 

Reeses peices cups, tangy taffy, cracker jack box 

My stomachs so hungry I need some mad munchies 

How many g's we'd smoked nobody ever really believe 

Felt like a track meet meet, inhaling smoked heavily, barely time enough to take an air of breath and breathe 

Now in straight cravin a BLT with extra bacon 

No onions I don't need my breathe to be stankin 

Now for deserts let's see what we got for some options 

Dairy Queen, Marie CalendarS, or Baskin Robins 

The clerk was cool at the 31 flavors 

He let everybody make their own shit and yes he gave us 

everything for free 50 free no charge 

So we got an 8th of weed and two girlies in his car 

Passably stoner Plus my gut was still growlin louder than a pack of coyotes for moon howlin 

3 am 7-11 thankin god cause stoners heaven 24 theY never ever close the shop 

(DADDY X) 

(munchies) kisses and coco puffs 

Fritos, chili cheese, Crunch N' Munch, 

(I got the munchies) drumsticks, chocolate, cookie dough 

Cheetos flaming hot and mangos 

(I got the munchies) Smoothies, burritos with extra cheese 

Jalapeos, hot sauce, or jolly lemon squeeze 

(I got the munchies) nachos, pepperoni pizza 

Hot wings, french fries and slurpees 

(I got the munchies) 

(D-LOC) 

Im hungry as a motherfucker you know I got the munchies 

I keep it gangsta, start dippin Oreo cookies 

Soak em till they get soggy, let em fall apart till the bottom of my cup 

Turn it up and drink it like coffee 

You know I got the munchies when im at 7-11 gettin a slurpee and some nachos then bounce out to Del taco 

Go get a chicken casadilla then I bought us some vato 

Just ask my girl about my munchies holmes 

Where the weed I need a ripp 

Hurry up, pack it quick, light it up, let it fly 

Feel the bud get you high 

Take a trip, im gon' dip, into space, off the kind, in my mind, imma find another place for my rhyme 

I got the mother fuckin munchies 

So I think ill go eat this one girl named Allison