Red Herring Lyrics - Kris Delmhorst

This thing is like the loch ness monster 

People say it's somewhere down there 

Know you'd like to believe it 'cause it's such a good story 

But so far you have not seen hide nor hair 

You and I are like a red, red herring, baby 

We go nowhere at all 

You and I are like a ten pin bowling 

Ten pin bowling, you just set us up watch us fall 

You and I are like a weak cup of coffee 

Weak cup of coffee on a winter's day 

You and I are like a free lunch 

There's no such thing but we eat it up anyway, yeah 

So I talked to my sister she said, "Run some red lights 

'Cause I've been watching you sit here bargain with yourself all day 

And I don't know who you think you're fooling 

'Cause you've never been the type to do right 

And you've always been a sucker for a moving train" 

You and I are like a red, red herring, baby 

We go nowhere at all 

You and I are like a weeble's wobble 

Weeble's wobble but they never fall 

You and I are like a weak cup of coffee 

Weak cup of coffee on a winter's day 

You and I are like a free lunch 

No such thing but we eat it up anyway 

So I guess you think you're hot shit 

'Cause the way you made me shake and shiver 

And I could do that by myself 

Going twenty in the breakdown lane 

And I could take that back 

Or I could take it to the river 

But I'll give it all to you 

'Cause I know that you're just the same 

And you and I are like a red, red herring, baby 

We go nowhere at all 

You and I are like a weeble's wobble 

Weeble's wobble but they never fall 

You and I are like a weak cup of coffee 

Weak cup of coffee on a winter's day 

You and I are like a free lunch 

No such thing but we eat it up anyway