Weatherman Lyrics - Kris Delmhorst

I make a really bad umbrella 

Just like I said I would 

I'm full of holes and I do not stay put 

So don't think I'm keeping you dry 

It just is not raining yet 

Clouds come to our sky 

We'll both be soaking wet 

I make a really bad clothesline 

So don't pin your hopes on me 

Do not try to tie me tree to tree 

I make such a bad clothesline 

I would not pin nothing on me 

'Cause when you come back for it 

You might find it's gone in the breeze 

And I don't know, I don't know, I don't know 

What else you expected me to say 

'Cause I know you know, I told you long ago 

That it would always be this way 

I'm not a good lighthouse 

'Cause I don't always shine 

I make a safe shore so hard to find 

I make a really bad anchor 

Just like I told you so 

Because I tend to get dragged 

And then I tend to let go 

And I make a really good lover 

When there's a clear path to the door 

Make a really good listener 

When I can't talk no more 

I make a really good friend 

When there's an end in sight 

I make a really good wrong to your right 

You say I live like I'm on ice skates 

Going down a frozen hill 

I say, ?Baby, it has always been like that 

Maybe it always will? 

And when I said that to you 

I did not mean to cause you pain 

But you can go ahead and blame me 

Like you blame the weatherman for the rain 

And I don't know, I don't know, I don't know 

What else you expected me to say 

'Cause I know you know, I told you long ago 

That it would always be this way, yea 

I make a really bad umbrella 

Just like I said I would 

Full of holes and I do not stay put 

So don't think I'm keeping you dry 

It just is not raining yet 

Clouds come to our sky 

We'll both be soaking wet 

Both be soaking wet, both be soaking wet 

I think we're gonna be soaking wet 

I think we're gonna be soaking wet 

I think we're gonna be soaking wet