I Wanna Meet The Man Lyrics - The Great Subconscious Club - K's Choice

I've been thinking all night about this song 

The music's okay but I can't find words to say 

I could sing that I'm a Virgin and show my tits 

Decree how sex improves the world 

In which masturbation is the thing of the day 

I'm afraid I haven't got that much to say 

I thought about 'Hello, fool, I love you 

Or repeat a hundred times 'How do you do' 

I wanna dance with somebody, hey, I like that sound 

But there ain't nobody humpin' around 

I wanna meet the man who wrote these lyrics 

He must be great 

I wanna meet the man who wrote these songs 

I wanna meet the man 

I wanna meet the man 

And while I sing these words to you 

There's a rat in my kitchen, don't know what I'll do 

Forget about the rat and sing along 

'Cause we feel so strong and we can't go wrong 

We walk hand in hand to the promised land 

I think I met the man who wrote these lyrics 

I guess I have ignored the things he said 

I think that I have noticed how expensive perfume 

Never covers up a smelly breath 

Wanna meet the man 

I wanna meet the man 

Wanna meet the man 

I wanna meet the man 

I wanna meet the man 

I wanna meet the man 

I wanna meet the man 

Wanna meet the man 

I wanna meet the man