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Kxng Crooked

Genres: Hip-Hop

Laf (remix) Lyrics - Kxng Crooked

Look at them boots (ha?), the fuck am I, Elvis? 

You think I dropped two racks on a pair of crocodile tails just to let 'em sit up on the shelf bitch? 

Yela done lost his mind, dropped 70 grand up on the Chevrolet 

A bug got into my throat, I had to cough it up 

The dealership hit me with the pepper spray 

Money, money, money 

20, 30, 40, 50 and another hunnid 

If I don't get rid of this ridiculous amount of dividends I'll probably end up with a knot up in my stomach 

If I don't feel well, then I don't get mail 

 

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If I don't get mail, then I can't steer well 

If I can't steer well, I'ma run over these mothafuckas like a gorilla up in a titanium tank drinkin' on clear 

Well, what do you expect, I ain't never seen a hunnid thousand dollar check 

Even Walmart had to restock 

Fucking with me up in the electronic department 

What do you mean you can't sell all 6 flat screens, what am I supposed to put in my garage 

A fucking projecta? how do you expect me to take a piss and not miss Sons of Anar-chy 

What a dream, what a dream, what is this, what is that, what is up with the bling 

What a scene, buy the couch, buy the lamp, buy the room, buy the sink, buy the whole damn thing, bada boom bada bing 

House lookin' like the Bass Pro Shop 

Buffalo heads, bears, bucks and dead ducks 

Fuck changing up, kill it stuff it and hang it up 

You don't like it then you lame as fuck 

Come on in, want a beer? 

Oh yeah, Next to Nothing mothafucka 

Slumerican shit! 

 

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These motherfuckers make me laugh 

They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck 

Look at how they dress 

They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck 

Listen how they rap 

They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck 

Trying to say they fresh, trying to say they tough 

You ain't ever been about it, you just make shit up 

 

(Hey Rittz, what's up?) 

Some people never really cease to amaze me 

These days it's like no one can take a hint 

I make a song called "Lame As Fuck" and all these rappers acting like it don't pertain to them 

If I was to name these lame motherfuckers it would 

Take me ten minutes to give 'em attention so I'll be vague and vent 

But if you feel like I'm referring to you, then you're the reason my patience is paper thin 

First off, if you know me as Rittz 

I think you're real lame if you see me and you try to call me by my real name 

Just because you read my Wikipedia 

Don't even say to people that we kicked it when we never did hang 

Same type of motherfucker will beg for your number and wonder why you ignore em like twenty times on the road 

Cause I'm busy and this is why I hesitated giving it to you homie 

You need to go get a life of your own 

"How do I know if I'm lame?" 

Lemme ask you this, are you always commenting online like you're an expert on everything? 

When someone's sick, do you try to chime in and tell 'em what medicine they should buy? 

Shitty car, got a pair of rims on it 

You ever done a ice bucket challenge? Then the answer's yes 

Do you ask random people 'bout a tat just so you can show 'em yours when nobody give a shit? 

Lookin lame, takin' pictures with a pit 

Say you love it, make it mean 

And you give the dog away 

I hope you end up gettin' bit 

Bitches actin like they model for a living when they strip 

I'm confused on how to say it, are they memes or they mems? 

I'm just sick of seeing dorky shit written on a picture for a minute It was cool but now I'm wishin it would end 

Hell nah 

I feel the word thot is twat 

It's difficult, it doesn't roll off my tongue 

You prolly used the word fleek the same week you heard it you geek 

Dirty pussy nobody showing you love 

You lame as fuck if you ain't rolling with Slum 

You lame as fuck yelling Worldstar holding your phone 

You think you dope, but you dumb 

You wanna rap to me I'm hoping you gone 

You think you flow, that mean you totally dumb 

Cuz you lame as fuck! 

 

All I see around here is boring flows and rollies 

E-Beef boring tweets, these bitches totally taking thoting to a whole nother level 

Like they was born for hoeing, and then she got to turn around and expose the nigga 

She was just chilling with the night before without a warning, so she can get accepted socially 

So you gotta know, was she colder than ice? 

She rolling the dice, or block her on the neck like you born to goalie 

Uh, a hunnid, a hunnid, a hunnid, a hunnid, a hunnid, that's the new corn emoji 

Who want it, who want it? That's a new rhetorical question nobody seems to have the answers to 

The only question niggas seem to have a answer to is "Who done it, who done it?" 

Snitching is the new equivalent to cancer foo' 

Stop working and getting your pay and giving it to dancers knowing your children need pampers foo' 

You niggas nowadays are probably waiting in line all day 

Just to get advanced a shoe cause they was made by Kanye 

You put them on, get a glance or two, then you go home and your daughter say 

How Sway, but you ain't got the answers foo 

The shit is too pathetic, cause you too busy tryna keep up with the nigga who be tryna keep up with the nigga who be chasing all of these bitches 

With all the artificial body parts looking too synthetic 

Look, if Yelawolf tell a nigga that he want you deaded, you be deaded 

Rittz and I can finish blowing the Romeo Julieta 

After I finish sending a nigga at you who be throwing Tony Romos out of a Ruger, ready to risk it all for me 

Get off me, y'all funny, this is the remix, Rittz talk to me 

 

These motherfuckers make me laugh 

They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck 

Look at how they dress 

They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck 

Listen how they rap 

They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck 

Trying to say they fresh, trying to say they tough 

You ain't ever been about it, you just make shit up 

You lame as fuck 

 

Oh word, y'all ain't think that I was coming in this bitch 

Bet ya think I'm talkin' bout making an entrance 

Talk bout making an entrance, into a lame niggas Misses 

Listen to that sentence, I said coming in this bitch 

Rubbing on her clits, sucking on her tits 

Cumming on her lips, why am I humping on this chick? 

Cause he dumber than a brick, talking bout the Illuminati like "Doesn't it exist?" 

And didn't Eminem become a puppet for the government in this country 

Once he's start coming with the hits? 

I ain't fucking with them Rittz, these dudes been dropped on their head 

Swimming in they daddy balls, he should have opted for some head 

Yo momma should have swallowed you instead, missed y'all not at all, uh, wait 

What about these mothafuckas acting like they trapping but ain't never flipped a quarter 

Rappers never traffickin' across the Tijuana border 

You the sorta nigga wearin' a recorder, talkin' for the court reporter 

Rolling over so your time is shorter, but you know your crew is doing more than just a quarter 

Now they making orders like them Jordans you be sportin in protected custody but luckily 

I can't afford to fuck with suckas I ignored them mothafuckas 

Crooked is sorta like a hoarder with the pistols (you lame) 

Crooked he's gone, what is he on? 

Is it a weed bong? 

He got 3 blondes with no jeans on playin ping pong with his ding dong while he sing songs like I'm Cheech and Chong, bitch I'm King Kong 

Just a nigga with a attitude like I'm Ice Cube reborn 

Mixed with some Bill Cosby bitches 

Wrong nigga to sleep on, Rittz 

 

These motherfuckers make me laugh 

They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck 

Look at how they dress 

They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck 

Listen how they rap 

They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck 

Trying to say they fresh, trying to say they tough 

You ain't ever been about it, you just make shit up 

You lame as fuck 

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