Merry Christmas Lyrics - Laakso

If you go back to your hometown for christmas then 

You have to have an answer each and everyone 

Asks you who you have become 

If you tell them the truth, you've got some explaining to do 

But if you make up just a slight little lie 

You can relax have a good time 

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas 

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas 

If you go back to your hometown 

You have to be where she might be around 

The girl that always have 

Made you feel a little, little off 

I remember everything has changed 

You have girlfriend and she's engaged 

But still you'd like a mistress for christmas 

And she would like a cavity for new year 

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Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas 

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas 

If you go back to your family for christmas 

Then you have to be ready when they ask you 

What they always ask me: 

"What have you become? What have you done? 

What have you become? What have you done? 

What have you become? What have you done? 

Hey son what have you become? 

Have you earned any money? Have you got a honey? 

Have you earned any money? Hey son have you got a honey?" 

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas 

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas 

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Mother, I don't wanna bother 

But I haven't been this poor, since 1994 

yeah you know it, still you don't give a shit 

You know it, still you don't give a shit 

The fighting and the screaming starts when I say: 

"Hey mom, I don't wanna eat no animal parts" 

"But I've been standing in the kitchen all day for you 

Is this your way to say thank you?" 

And my mother starts screaming and I start screaming 

My sister starts screamin and my father starts screaming 

With everyone screaming thats when it breaks out 

The traditional christmas fight! 

My dad says: "That's it I know you've been unfaithful to me" 

And my sister says: "I don't wanna be part of this family" 

And my grandma says "Oh no what have I done? The generations here, 

What have we become?" 

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas 

Merry christmas, Merry christmas, Merry christmas